An email I received a long time ago, but thought it was time to share:
This was an actual printer jam at John Deere Seeding ! “Come and fix the printer jam please ?”
He’s not dead but he’s sure stuck. We did end up getting him out and letting him loose for those of you that are mouse lovers. How’d you like to get to work and find this problem?
Happy Monday!
a Perfect Insane 
Ewww! That’s disgusting! Sadly, the stories of the bubonic plague I read have stayed with me, and all I can see now in rodents is pestilence. My life was not always this way, at one time I had 2 or three pet mice, and a humane mouse trap which I used to save unsuspecting vermin. *sigh* The good old days.